The Panty Poem: A Great Activity for Bridal Shower & Bachelorettes!

As I promised a few weeks back, I wanted to dedicate a post to the Panty Poem activity we did during Michelle’s bachelorette in New Orleans.

I originally got the idea from my friend Demi when she was planning Vanessa’s Bachelorette last year, and I knew it would be a hit with Michelle as well! The way it works is, every girl attending the shower or bachelorette is assigned to bring a pair of underwear that is related to a milestone in a marriage (wedding night, pregnancy, 25th anniversary, etc.) and each pair has a poem verse that goes with.

I found a few poem options, including this one from The Knot but I kept running into the issue that no version had more than nine verses. So I looked online until I found enough options to inspire me to crank out the extra verses and edited the poem to fit Michelle’s life. Then, it was time to design the tags, which I included in each of the girls’ welcome kits so that they could tie them to the underwear before we did the activity with Michelle. Without further ado, here’s the full panty poem version, and some really funny reactions to a few spicy pairs of underwear…

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This was Michelle before she knew what was going on, and the clothesline ready to be filled!

The Panty Poem

This bride tribe has a gift
All for our cheeky bride
Married life requires some underwear
We got you girl, it’s time!

Michelle, these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And Brian will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
And though this is for the bride

The groom for sure will say OH MAN!

1st Pair: Wedding Night White

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The first are for your wedding day 
Of course they are pure white 
We know Brian will shout, “Hooray!” 
When he sees you on that night

2nd Pair: “Love At First Bite” Pizza Undies for Rome

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The next are for your honeymoon 
Your first stop will be Rome
So we got you this festive pair
To kickstart all the nom nom nom

3rd Pair: Honeymoon Lace

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For your next stop, we got you these
They’re sexy and all lace 
We hope you’ll leave your hotel room 
‘Cause Spain’s a gorgeous place!

4th Pair: Valentine’s Day Red

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On Valentine’s you’ll wear this pair 
Before you hit the bed 
Cuz Cupid’s arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

5th Pair: 1st Anniversary Leopard Print

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After a year has passed, you’ll face 
Anniversary number one 
With these you’ll surely have a blast 
‘Cuz leopard’s so much fun!

6th Pair: Leather Set

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And when you’re feeling ready
For your own kind of 50 shades
We know this pair will have Brian
Feeling like your personal Mr. Grey

7th & 8th Pair: Pink & Blue Pregnancy Undies

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Then when the time is right for you 
And don’t be saying, “Maybe” 
You’ll wear your little pink or blue 
In honor of your baby

9th Pair: Edible Underwear

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For random days where there you are
Wanting to spice things up
Brian can enjoy a trip down south
And take these off in one gulp

10th Pair: 25th Anniversary Silver

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And when your years of wedded bliss 
Become the big 2-5 
Don’t worry – you’ll just slip this on 
To keep the sparks alive

11th Pair: 50th Anniversary Gold

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On your 50th anniversary
You’ll be total couple goals
So this pair will be your version
Of winning Olympic gold

12th Pair: Granny Panties!

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When finally you’re old and gray 
With these you can’t go wrong 
‘Cuz sorry Meech but at that age
You just can’t wear a thong

And that’s the Panty Poem! She totally didn’t see it coming and had so much fun and laughed her butt off with all the crazy underwear she got! And the clothesline looked pretty cool at the end 😉

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Have you guys done a Panty Poem before? Share any cool/funny verses you’ve heard below!

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