As I promised a few weeks back, I wanted to dedicate a post to the Panty Poem activity we did during Michelle’s bachelorette in New Orleans.
I originally got the idea from my friend Demi when she was planning Vanessa’s Bachelorette last year, and I knew it would be a hit with Michelle as well! The way it works is, every girl attending the shower or bachelorette is assigned to bring a pair of underwear that is related to a milestone in a marriage (wedding night, pregnancy, 25th anniversary, etc.) and each pair has a poem verse that goes with.
I found a few poem options, including this one from The Knot but I kept running into the issue that no version had more than nine verses. So I looked online until I found enough options to inspire me to crank out the extra verses and edited the poem to fit Michelle’s life. Then, it was time to design the tags, which I included in each of the girls’ welcome kits so that they could tie them to the underwear before we did the activity with Michelle. Without further ado, here’s the full panty poem version, and some really funny reactions to a few spicy pairs of underwear…
The Panty Poem
This bride tribe has a gift
All for our cheeky bride
Married life requires some underwear
We got you girl, it’s time!
Michelle, these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And Brian will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!
So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
And though this is for the bride
The groom for sure will say OH MAN!
1st Pair: Wedding Night White
Of course they are pure white
We know Brian will shout, “Hooray!”
When he sees you on that night
2nd Pair: “Love At First Bite” Pizza Undies for Rome
Your first stop will be Rome
So we got you this festive pair
To kickstart all the nom nom nom
3rd Pair: Honeymoon Lace
They’re sexy and all lace
We hope you’ll leave your hotel room
‘Cause Spain’s a gorgeous place!
4th Pair: Valentine’s Day Red
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid’s arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red
5th Pair: 1st Anniversary Leopard Print
Anniversary number one
With these you’ll surely have a blast
‘Cuz leopard’s so much fun!
6th Pair: Leather Set
For your own kind of 50 shades
We know this pair will have Brian
Feeling like your personal Mr. Grey
7th & 8th Pair: Pink & Blue Pregnancy Undies
And don’t be saying, “Maybe”
You’ll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby
9th Pair: Edible Underwear
Wanting to spice things up
Brian can enjoy a trip down south
And take these off in one gulp
10th Pair: 25th Anniversary Silver
Become the big 2-5
Don’t worry – you’ll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive
11th Pair: 50th Anniversary Gold
You’ll be total couple goals
So this pair will be your version
Of winning Olympic gold
12th Pair: Granny Panties!
With these you can’t go wrong
‘Cuz sorry Meech but at that age
You just can’t wear a thong
And that’s the Panty Poem! She totally didn’t see it coming and had so much fun and laughed her butt off with all the crazy underwear she got! And the clothesline looked pretty cool at the end 😉
Have you guys done a Panty Poem before? Share any cool/funny verses you’ve heard below!
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