I originally got the idea from my friend Demi when she was planning Vanessa’s Bachelorette last year, and I knew it would be a hit with Michelle as well! The way it works is, every girl attending the shower or bachelorette is assigned to bring a pair of underwear that is related to a milestone in a marriage (wedding night, pregnancy, 25th anniversary, etc.) and each pair has a poem verse that goes with.
I found a few poem options, including this one from The Knot but I kept running into the issue that no version had more than nine verses. So I looked online until I found enough options to inspire me to crank out the extra verses and edited the poem to fit Michelle’s life. Then, it was time to design the tags, which I included in each of the girls’ welcome kits so that they could tie them to the underwear before we did the activity with Michelle. Without further ado, here’s the full panty poem version, and some really funny reactions to a few spicy pairs of underwear…
The Panty Poem
This bride tribe has a gift
All for our cheeky bride
Married life requires some underwear
We got you girl, it’s time!
Michelle, these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And Brian will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!
So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
And though this is for the bride
The groom for sure will say OH MAN!
1st Pair: Wedding Night White
2nd Pair: “Love At First Bite” Pizza Undies for Rome
3rd Pair: Honeymoon Lace
4th Pair: Valentine’s Day Red
5th Pair: 1st Anniversary Leopard Print
6th Pair: Leather Set
7th & 8th Pair: Pink & Blue Pregnancy Undies
9th Pair: Edible Underwear
10th Pair: 25th Anniversary Silver
11th Pair: 50th Anniversary Gold
12th Pair: Granny Panties!
And that’s the Panty Poem! She totally didn’t see it coming and had so much fun and laughed her butt off with all the crazy underwear she got! And the clothesline looked pretty cool at the end 😉
Have you guys done a Panty Poem before? Share any cool/funny verses you’ve heard below!